Some little funnies from a poly forum...

You might be Poly if...


~Your bed, linens and blankets have to be custom made because king sized is just too small.

~You’ve replied to more than one message with, Sister wife? Bite me.

~Three or more adults show up for your child’s parent/teacher night.

~ You get group reviews on your bedroom technique.

~When telling a friend you have been diagnosed with runners knee, she asks if it’s a result of all the running you do from monogamy.

~You get to know the woman who will be your best friend because you are sleeping with her husband.

~when you watch those movies with the "torn between two lovers" and say, "Oh, don't be dumb! For crying out loud have them both!!"

~You've run into your partner while distracted from looking at an attractive person only to discover that the collision happend because they were looking at the same one.

~You walk home with a big grin on your face and your partner asks, "Meet someone nice today"?

~the waitresses at the local Mexican food restaurant always asks "where the rest of you are".

~You bought your girlfriend a tee-shirt from the hustlter store that says, "I fucked your boyfriend" and the boyfriend in question is your SO's husband.

~Your boyfriend can't remember which redheaded girlfriend told him to take out the trash.

~When a co-worker asks you which one is your boyfriend while looking at a group photo on your desk, and you say "all of them."

~If you invite over a group of the people closest in your life, and it takes 30 minutes for everyone to decide which room to put their bags in.

~If you had to buy a second fridge to stock all the favorite beverages of everyone in your network.

~after going to a party at Smoocherie's house you join OK Cupid & find out almost your entire Top 10 was at the party.

~You might be poly if you are getting condoms for your partner to use with others. (fuuny thing, I just did this like two days ago).

~You introduce your significant others as 'my better third.'

~ You come out of the shower to find your husband having sex with his girlfriend and the first thing that crosses your mind is..."God he is good looking!"

~after the interruption passes and the husband and girlfriend find their groove again the wife comes in to give them a condom knowing they had just used the last one within reach.

~ you've had a sleepless night over a hot letter a potential new boyfriend sent you the night before in email... Upon hearing your confession the next morning, your current boyfriend, still half asleep, pats your hand and says, "That's okay, Babe. You'll sleep better once you've fucked him."

~You are uncle to 17 children and all of Them have diffrent parents.

~your closet contains at least 3 diffrent sizes and styles of clothing none of which actually belong to you.

~the song "My Girlfriends Girlfriend" By Type'O'Negative makes you think about last nights after dinner gymnastics.

~You have an argument about your bf's other girlfriend because she's just not "poly enough" and on the heels of that, show him the profile of a girl you think would be perfect for him, while giggling with his OTHER girlfriend on the phone

~You can handle arguing with one red-headed girlfriend, but when they both gang up on you, it's a lost cause