Today I was trying to explain to my ten year old in all of her holiday excitement that Easter (the cat) would not appreciate being dressed up in gothic fairy wings. No matter what kind of silly tricks humans can pull on dogs , that cats are just way too dignified and intelligent that to tolerate their humans dressing them up and then having to wander around in silly outfits in front of their peers.
Even going as far as explaining (imagine if you will) how it would feel to be the wisest cat on the block prancing around in fairy wings on the night the those pesky pets we call humans run around knocking door to door trying to get food by the entertainment they supply others with their silliness. When we all know humans have limitless amounts of their own food in the places with the cold hard floors in our homes. Why would a great knowledgeable feline succumb to that?
That was about the time my daughter walked away giggling and telling me I am the weirdest mom on the planet. I told her the spaceship didn't want us back and they abandoned us here. Those Bastards.
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